liresius: (Cat Macro ~ I iz in ur stargate)
An Ceiling Cat caused a deep sleep to fal upawn teh man, an he sleeped; an he tuk one of his ribs, cuz it has a flavr.
An Ceiling Cat can haz teh rib frum man maded into wimman, but did not eated it cuz he brot her to teh man.
He sai O hai, I maded u a man but wifout long hare. Hav fun, kthxbai.

Teh man saiz, "Dese bonez iz mai bonez
an dis meatz r mai meatz;
I calz her "whoa man",
cuz she wuz in ur chest taken ur ribs. Srsly"
So man muv out da baesment an lives wif da womenz, an be all u can puts your toofbrush nexta mine an I no eats you.
an da manz sez orly
da womenz sez ya rly
an da manz sez no wai
an da womenz sez wai

and teh man and teh woman weared invisible close!

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